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I’ve gone and enabled commenting, logins and signups. I also just qued up 140 new videos, and let me just say some of the ones I’ve looked at so far are just fucking rough man. I mean they are of a high quality, from RevengeTV – they really have some quality content, and it isnt just your average run-of-the-mill shit either.

We’re still on schedule to have StreamMe.TV running full porn by Christmas. The positions of non-pornographic videos will be highly devalued and we will have porn videos sorted into several different sub-categories. User profiles and video on-demand is coming soon, along with a new toy that will revolutionize the way people watch porn on the internet… stay tuned.

Its been awhile and a lot has happened since the last post on this blog but im not gonna bore you with that shit – scuse my lag mofos. This is the new Rammstein music video entitled Pussy. The industrial metal maniacs have really tripped me out with this video. First off, its straight porn, its even got the money shot, and second, they released the video originally on an adult webcam site based in Germany. Pretty strange, and not only that, the song is fucking crazy with some …laughable lyrics. Here you go fuckers:

Rammstein – Pussy lyrics

Too big, too small, Size does matter after all.
Zu groß, zu klein, Er könnte etwas größer sein.

Mercedes-Benz und Autobahn, Alleine in das Ausland fahren,
Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen, Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit… Just a little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy, I have a dick, So what’s the problem? Let’s do it quick.

So take me now before it’s too late, Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you say, I can’t get laid in Germany.

Too short, too tall, Doesn’t matter, one size fits all.
Zu groß, zu klein, Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr? Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut, steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut!

Just a little bit… Be my little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy, I have a dick, So what’s the problem? Let’s do it quick!

So take me now before it’s too late Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, oh don’t you say, I can’t get laid in Germany.

Germany! Germany!

You’ve got a pussy, I have a dick, So what’s the problem? Let’s do it quick!
You’ve got a pussy, I have a dick, So what’s the problem? Let’s do it quick!
You’ve got a pussy, I have a dick, So what’s the problem? Let’s do it quick!

So take me now before it’s too late, Life’s too short, so I can’t wait.
Take me now, ooh don’t you say, I can’t get laid in Germany

Vivid Entertainment, the largest adult video production company in the world is pushing to have porn made available to consumers on the Playstation Network. If successful, Steve Hirsch, co-founder of Vivid says he will push to have adult videos included in the Xbox 360 network and possibly the Nintendo Wii (highly unlikely). Vivid has has not yet contacted Sony to discuss the idea and Sony officials declined to comment on the matter.

The motivation behind this move is fueled by Sony Playstations decision last month to allow Japan’s DDM.TV to sell on-demand blu-ray porn videos to Japanese consumers.

“It is certainly something that creates a lot of attention, when you talke about adult content being put on any new platform,” he said. “It isn’t that dissimilar to getting it on cell phones.

“Certainly we understand there is going to be some resistance on Sony’s part when it comes to adult content on their console. We all understand there are kids who use the Playstation every day and we want to keep content away from them, but there are also adults who use it.”

Read more @ http://kotaku.com/5354956/adult-films-push-for-presence-on-gaming-consoles

Philip Barry, 52, a New York money manager has been arrested and charged with running a $40 million Ponzi scheme over three decades, diverting some investor money to a pornography mail-order business. The government filed fraud charges on Tuesday over a scheme that is accused of falsely promising investors “guaranteed” positive returns as high as 21% annually through his firms Leverage Option Management Co, Leverage Group and North American Financial Services.

Flaming Homo Douchbag

Philip Barry’s reported ending balance of more than $45,000,000 “far exceeded” assets on hand, leading to “substantial losses” for his victims.

Barry filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection last October, after the Ponzi scheme had begun to unravel in 2007.

“He ran these investment schemes for relatively small, unsophisticated investors,” said Alan Nisselson, the court-appointed trustee for Barry’s bankruptcy estate, in an interview. “Unfortunately, they were duped.”

According to the FBI and the U.S. attorney’s office in Brooklyn, Barry attracted money from 1978 until early 2009 by guaranteeing returns that were in fact “made up”, issuing account statements that showed growing balances, representing that his investments were safe, and promising easy fund withdrawals.

In 2006 Mr. Barry(douchebag) distributed a letter saying the Leverage Group had “produced annual returns ranging from the recent 12.55 percent to a high of 21 percent back in 1979.”

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission said Barry stopped investing funds in 1999 and instead used new investor cash to repay earlier investors or for other uses. AKA a Ponzi Scheme.

The SEC said Philip Barry used some of the funds to buy real estate, pay expenses of a mail-order porn business, and support his lavish lifestyle.

Barry faces up to 20 years in prison on the criminal charge. The SEC said Barry has settled its claims without admitting wrongdoing, and agreed to a civil fine in an amount to be determined later.

According to an October 2008 bankruptcy filing, Barry had between $1 million and $10 million in assets, between $10 million and $50 million of debts, and between 200 and 1,000 creditors.

The criminal case is U.S. v. Barry, U.S. District Court, Eastern District of New York (Brooklyn), No. 09-0876. The civil case is SEC v. Barry et al, U.S. District Court, Eastern District of New York (Brooklyn), No. 09-3860. The bankruptcy case is In re Barry, U.S. Bankruptcy Court, Eastern District of New York (Brooklyn), No. 08-47352.

(NEW YORK (Reuters) Reporting by Jonathan Stempel; Additional reporting by Grant McCool; Editing by Gerald E. McCormick, Further Editing by ME mofoquers)

In a recent TechCrunch article Microsoft’s new search-flagship, Bing, is praised as possibly being the worlds best porn search engine. And apparently they are advertising for it:

Anyway, in May we noticed Bing ads on Google, which seemed a little ironic to us given how seriously the two companies compete with each other. But one thing we didn’t notice until now is that Bing is also advertising on Google for the query”pornography.”

Could Microsoft be descretely targeting the porn audience? And by that I mean, every red-blooded male in existence? If so, I wouldnt blame them. The original article doesnt have much more information about Microsoft’s porn targeting but here it is if you want to Read More:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/09/AR2009090903352.html

Jon and Kate Plus 8 Porn is Rule 34 in action. The TLC stars are the target of a new porno video by the porn company AVN. What the fuck is that?! If you’ve even heard of this television show then you know how wrong this is in so many ways.

“Right now with the timing of it—they’re on TV every three minutes—I think this movie is going to be huge. More people know about Jon and Kate than have HBO,” [Devil's Film sales manager Steve] Volponi reasoned. “Everybody we tell the name of the title to has an immediate chuckle. I think at the retail stores it will be on the tip of everyone’s tongue.” – AVN

There you have it. Marketing is king baby so sit your ass down and enjoy yourself some “Jon and Kate fuck 8“. The adult video stars Riley Evans as Kate, Frankie Young as Jon, and Amy Starz, Evie Delatosso, Kristy West, Ashton Pierce, Ralph Long, Jenner, and Alex Gonz in various.

The porno expected to be released on September 14th.